Friends Season 3 Episodes
The One With The Jam: Joey falls while jumping on the bed and dislocates his arm. Monica tries to stay busy to keep her mind off Richard. First, she makes a lot of jam, which Joey loves. Second, she begins screen sperm donors–and runs into Joey’s file. Phoebe is followed by her sister’s stalker (Malcolm)… then starts dating him. Chandler seeks advice on relationships from Rachel and Ross. Ross secretly tells him about the “hug and roll”–a maneuver designed to end the cuddling and give you some space. Chandler tries it out but ends up dumping Janice on the floor.
The One With Frank Jr.: Joey gets carried away with a mailbox project and ends up building an entertainment center; he mistakenly cuts Chandler’s door in half in the process. Then he gets sidetracked on re-tiling Monica’s bathroom floor. Phoebe hangs out with her half-brother, Frank Jr., in hopes of getting to know him better; he misunderstands when she tells him she gives people “massages and stuff”. The gang all consider what five celebrities would be on their “freebie list”–people they can sleep with without anyone getting upset; Ross finally narrows his list down by eliminating Isabella Rossellini… then he bumps into her.
The One With The Football: The girls cook Thankgiving dinner while the guys watch a football game on TV; all six decide to play football together. Monica and Ross compete for the “Geller Cup.” Joey and Chandler compete for a Dutch girl. Rachel goes long. Phoebe flashes the other team.
The One Where Chandler Can’t Remember Which Sister: Joey astounds the gang with a card trick. Chandler, depressed over his break-up with Janice, fools around with one of Joey’s sisters at Joey’s birthday party; but afterward can’t remember which sister; he visits the Tribianni family, hoping to figure it out, but only gets himself into trouble–by kissing the wrong one. Rachel meets Mark, who gets her an interview at Bloomingdale’s; Ross worries about Mark’s motives. Phoebe dates the noisy guy from upstairs, who seems to charm himself out of any situation.
The One With Phoebe’s Ex-Partner: Phoebe’s former singing partner (Leslie) performs at Central Perk and asks Phoebe if they can get back together. They eventually do, but soon have problems when Leslie sells “Smelly Cat” to a kitty litter company. Chandler meets a woman (Ginger) in the men’s room and asks her out; coincidentally, Joey used to date her– until an unfortunate incident occurred, involving her artificial leg. Chandler gets over the fact that she has an artificial leg, but when Ginger learns he has a third nipple, she dumps him. Ross continues to struggle with Rachel’s career and her involvement with Mark. Chandler has his third nipple removed.
The One With The Hypnosis Tape: Rachel gives Chandler a hypnosis tape to help him quit smoking; however, the tape was designed for women–and it works all too well. Phoebe’s brother, Frank, announces that he’s getting married–to his home economics teacher, who is much older; Phoebe tries to break it up and enlists help from Ross and Joey. Monica gets asked out by a customer at the diner, who turns out to be a millionaire; they go out for pizza… in Italy.
The One With a Chick. And a Duck.: The diner where Monica works puts their staff on roller-skates; Monica crashes into Rachel while skating; Rachel’s injuries are worse than first believed. Pete buys a restaurant and offers Monica a job as head chef; she’s unsure whether to take it, since she still isn’t attracted to Pete. Pete makes up a story about another woman so Monica will think he’s over her; Phoebe sees right through it but promises not to tell Monica. Joey buys a pet chick for Chandler, but caring for it becomes a source of conflict. Ross has a chance to be on TV as part of a panel of Paleontologists, but gives it up to take Rachel to the hospital. Monica and Pete are about to stop seeing each other, but then they kiss… and Monica finally feels it.
The One With Ross’s Thing: Ross finds a growth on his body but can’t tell what it is; neither can anyone else. He visits his doctor, Chandler’s doctor, and Phoebe’s guru. Phoebe dates two guys: Vince, a burly fireman, and Jason, a sensitive teacher. She tries but can’t decide which one to break up with. Pete is out of town and tells Monica, “We need to talk,” which gets her worried. The gang goes with Monica to Pete’s place see how a millionaire lives; Joey finds a stub for a $50,000 check to a ring designer; Rachel begins to plan Monica’s wedding.
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